BREAKING: We Made Scented Patches. (Because... Why Not?)

Today, we crossed a line. A scented line.
And honestly? We regret nothing.

That’s right—introducing the first-everscented CGM and insulin pump patches, available in four completely questionable aromas:

• 🌿 Lavender Lows – Because your blood sugar might be crashing, but your vibe shouldn’t.

• 🍓 Strawberry Swing – Fruity, flirty, and only slightly sticky.

• 🎃 Pumpkin Spice Pod – For those who like their insulin delivery with a side of “basic.”

• 🧀 Cheddar Cheese Charm – Smells like confidence. Or a lunchbox in July.

Are they real?
No.
Should they be?
...Also no.

But hey, if you laughed (or sniffed your screen—we’re not judging), our work here is done.

Real talk:
What is real? Our Spring Clear-Out Sale.
35% off sitewide. No code. No cheese-scented side effects. Available for a limited time only.

Thanks for playing along—now go prank someone responsibly.
🧀💅
– The Pump Peelz Team